At HealthMarkets Insurance Agency, we help you find the health insurance plan that’s right for you. We do all the research, and best of all, our help comes at no cost to you.

You can’t say the same about the items on this list. These decisions will definitely cost you.

9. Using air quotes when you tell your significant other he or she looks “great.”

COST: One night on the couch.

Mad Woman

8. Investing in Big Bald Bob’s Hair Club Pyramid Scheme of the month.

COST: Life savings elimination, house cluttered with Big Bald Bob’s Canned Hair Miracle Juice.

Bald Dude

7. Posting your teenager’s embarrassing pictures on Facebook.

COST: Domestic angst, potential for retaliation on a social network you haven’t heard of yet.

Embarrassing Mom

6. Telling your parents that after five years of school, you’re dropping out to “major in life.”

COST: Parental disownment, enrollment in the School of Hard Knocks.

Head Scratch laptop

5. Hosting a backyard barbecue featuring burgers made from assorted endangered species.

COST: Environmental picketing, general ire of the planet at large.


4. Neglecting to study for the big test so you can binge-watch episodes of Glee.

COST: Academic failure, brain explosion due to pop music overload.

TV Binge

3. Inviting your friends to a Justin Bieber beach party.

COST: Social shunning.

Beach Party

2. Starting your office’s first “Bring Your Gorilla to Work Day.”

COST: Offensive smells, rapid depletion of the kitchen snack drawer, potential for boss to realize a gorilla could do your job.


1. Saying “You’re lookin’ at him, buddy!” when extraterrestrials ask you take them to your leader.

COST: Intergalactic abduction.


If you’re looking for the right health insurance place, here’s an easy decision: let us help you find the plan that’s right for you. When you work with HealthMarkets Insurance Agency, our help doesn’t cost you a thing.

Which is more than you can say about some other decisions…

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